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Welcome to Chimptron

October 17th, 2008 | By Simian Antics in Special Message | No Comments »

The internet is a terrible place. Hairy women, LOLcats and rabid viagra salesman lurk in every cranny and nook waiting to pounce on innocent surfers and drag them into the digital abyss. Thank gravy Chimptron is here! With our slightly benevolent guidance, you can safely hurtle about the webosphere free of care and worry. We’ll show you the wonderful and warn you of the terrible. You need never leave your bedroom again.