Most advanced captcha yet baffles bots, humans
February 23rd, 2009 | By Simian Antics in Stupidity | No Comments »
Scientists at the Springdale institute of cybernetics unveiled the latest weapon in the fight against cyberspam - the hypercaptcha 67000. Using custom designed multi-core processors to apply dozens of custom distortions, the system ensures that any text can be made completely unreadable in milliseconds.
Tests show that websites employing the new captcha reduce their spam, customers and sales by a guaranteed 100%. Excited webmasters are falling over themselves to install the new system and customer service departments are scheduling extra holidays in anticipation of the time they will save.

